thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via lustitdontloveit)

sleezed:

When you’re girl is acting up or mad dick won’t solve it. She’s a fucking human that needs to be heard. If she’s mad sit down and talk and figure out what’s wrong. And make sure whatever it is it doesn’t happen again….. THEN DICK HER DOWN AYYYY LMAO

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